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My nephew likes to play McDonald’s, which is what you’d expect it to be. He says, “Welcome to McDonald’s. How may I help you?” After you order, he says, “Okay, coming right up,” and pretends to give you your food. He has another game called “Silly McDonald’s,” which is the same thing, except no matter what you order, he says, “Here’s your cold hamburger.”

I know I’m biased, but he’s a comedic genius, as far as I’m concerned.

The last time I saw him, he said, “Let’s play McDonald’s,” so I assumed it was regular McDonald’s. But then he hit me with a cold hamburger. It was Silly McDonald’s the whole time. I got played.

kittandchips:

the-coruscanti-blogger:

atamascolily:

mytardisisparked:

So I recently bought the Revenge of the Sith novel by Matthew Stover and I just decided to flip it open to a random page just to see what the writing was like. Boy was I unprepared for the iconicness I discovered.

The part I read was this of this old hunchback guy in a cloak walking towards clone troopers (this is after the troopers start killing jedi) with a baby in his arms. He starts telling the troopers that it’s a jedi baby and the troopers are like “uuuhhh okay crazy old man with a really ugly deformed baby alert back away” but the old guy keeps insisting that the baby is a jedi so the troopers are like “how do you know? it could just be any random baby” and then the baby says “you can tell by my lightsaber” and kills the troopers. The baby was actually Yoda and the hunchback was Obi Wan.

 All I can imagine now was the conversation that led up to this very dramatic and hilarious ruse, and how exactly they came up with it. I kind of feel like it was the Star Wars equivalent of “Get Help” from Thor: Ragnarok???? Like???

Obi Wan: Hey Yoda, we should do “Jedi Baby.”

Yoda: Doing that, we are not.

Obi Wan: Oh come on, you love it!

Yoda: No.

Obi Wan: It’s great! It works every time!

Yoda: Humiliating, it is.

Obi Wan: Do you have a better plan?

Yoda: No.

Obi Wan: Excellent. We are doing it then.

Yoda: Doing “Jedi Baby” we are not.

……..

Obi Wan, 5 minutes later, cradling Yoda: Look! It’s a Jedi baby!

I agree with everything OP said above, except I will argue that Yoda, troll extraordinaire would be all-in for doing ‘Jedi Baby’, and Obi-wan would be against it, because he’s like ‘That’s so undiginified; do we really have to?’ and also because he’s the one who’s usually the bait when he and Anakin pull stunts like this (so much so that they banter about it in Labyrinth of Evil) and he’s still in Denial about Anakin Being Evil Instead of Just Kinda Misguided And Impulsive Again.

Ohmygoshilovethisscene … Anyway, for anyone hasn’t personally read it, OP is right—it’s pure gold (credit to u/FlatulantSon on reddit).

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I can imagine this being pitched for the movie like the ‘how are we going to get past these guys? dress in drag and do the hula?’ scene from the Lion King. Smash cut from Yoda saying sarcastically ‘pretend to be a baby, I will’ to them actually doing it :)

asriels:

If you’re feeling blue today please enjoy my new favourite advert featuring a cat harmonising to a little girl singing We Built This City On Rock and Roll whilst riding a tricycle. You won’t be disappointed.

gnarly:

single bells, single bells, single all the way, Oh what fun it is to ride nothing because I’m single, and no one wants to love me.

rabioheab:

Why Infant Babies Are Total Nerds

  • they have never played ANY sports at all
  • if you tried to explain the rules of football to them they wouldn’t understand
  • they don’t even lift
  • they can’t name even 1 sports team or athlete